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Jon viewing the scenery at Taylor's Mistake |
On the good news front, our ship has come in. Literally.
The container with all our worldly belongings from Columbus has made
it’s way to Lyttleton via Norfolk and Singapore. Geography lesson, Lyttleton is the major port
for Christchurch, 20 kliometers southeast of the city. We were very fortunate that our ship didn’t
go to Auckland first. There’s been a
labor dispute with port management and the dock workers up there that has tied
up shipments there.
Having said that, it will be another two weeks before the
contents of our container are delivered to the house, May 2 for those who are
counting. In the continuing realm of
paperwork, the contents need to be inspected by the NZ MAF (New Zealand’s
equivalent of the US Department of Agriculture) to make sure that we’re not
bringing in illicit animals or insects, or even worse, non-Kiwi soil.
The week before the ship was due to arrive, I received an
e-mail asking for further description of items listed in our container’s
inventory from the MAF. Never mind that
this was the third inventory and after three different forms describing the
state of pertinent items to the MAF. In
the forms, you’re asked to identify goods that may have soil on them or if
you’re bringing plants or animal-based products. Yes, I left my coon-skin hat at home and have
diligently scrubbed anything that remotely had contact with soil, patio
furniture, garden tools, bike and the soles of all my shoes.
The latest queries were about boxes labeled House Items by
the movers in our inventory. Now there
are two problems, one, these boxes were re-packed by the movers out of our
eyesight and two, have a hard time remembering the contents of my pockets from
last week, forget about two and a half months ago. Using my best Sherlock Holmes skills I
deduced the range of items from the rooms the goods were packed. Forget about the specifics of each box, my
nightmare was that if I misidentified the contents of one box, I’d encourage a
thorough search of every one of our 231 items.
And what are the items that draw red flags, tennis balls and the
prospect that I might have “football” shoes because I listed footballs in the
inventory of items.
We’ll just keep answering questions and hope that our
belongings get here eventually. At this
point I’ve forgotten what non-cardboard nightstands and coffee tables are like
and rather enjoy our sawed off plastic bottle sugar bowl and pencil holder. I have to laugh, we were told that our
container has already cleared NZ Customs before it even got to Lyttleton. Ask no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
My adventures in the world of Sports Medicine and plantar
faciatis continue. A week after the cortisone
shot and the pain killer has worn off and I’m down to a mild ache. I’ve now been introduced to the world of
podiatry and have video proof that I walk on my toes and rotate my ankles in. Twenty-five years of goalkeeping will do
that. I now have orthotics and am hoping
to get released to start activity again on Thursday. Get ready for the heart attack.
My “employment” endeavor continues to be enjoyable and
therapeutic. Thank you Selwyn
Ladies. While we’re still winless, we’ve
come a long way from week one. We got
absolutely drilled in our first game by Hornby 9-0 and after a 3-0 loss to Avon
we broke the drought and scored a goal last week to lose 5-1. This past Saturday was a game with High
School Old Boys, league leaders who had beaten Hornby 13-0. The potential for disaster was ripe, but the
girls did well. We lost 7-2, but in the
realm of positives we were the first side to score two goals off them and
managed to not allow a goal after our goalkeeper got sent off.
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Jon on the trail |
Life continues to surprise me in amazing ways if I just slow
down to see what’s there. As I’m writing
this, I just got an e-mail that our goods will be inspected by MAF on Thursday. The world doesn’t revolve around my schedule
and that’s probably a good thing. The
journey is good.
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Wild Allysum (guess who snuck in these photos? :) |